“Not You Time”

Head to the genius tumblr Naked Pictures of Your Dad for a KOK magazine guest post. Hint: the post has KOK in it. Then stay for hoards of other guest posts by top bloggers. Wow, I used the word bloggers. Is this Huffington Post or something? Is AOL going to buy KOK magazine too? Time for Naked Pictures of Your Dad. And maybe he really has those.

The New York Times article Openly Gay in the Bronx, but Constantly on Guard contains a confusing gem. See if you can find it!

A 29-year-old mother stood outside a bodega, two blocks from the house where the attacks occurred, reading newspaper accounts of the arrests. She said she was horrified by the violence, but she acknowledged that gay people, including a man in her building, made her uncomfortable.

“It’s hard for me to handle,” said the woman, who declined to give her name for fear of gang reprisals. “It’s something that’s not normal in a household.”

Yet her feelings about homosexuality are conflicted, which gay advocates say is not unusual. “I watch a lot of gay porn,” she said. “It’s very intriguing to me. Why are they so interested? What pleasure do they get?”

Is she a Sean Cody girl, or maybe more of a UK Naked Men devotee? For that, you know, uncut meat. Nah, she likes the hardcore muscle over at Manifest Men. Definitely!

Sulu Pour Homme is what every 23rd century gaysian is wearing. While Shirtless Kirk is what every creature in the 23rd century is citing as the reason for an intergalactic restraining order.

Award-winning fragrance creator SJP had nothing to do with any of this.

[via Slash Film]