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KOK Exclusive Interview: Super Tranny Heaven Gets Reals

Rap sensation Super Tranny Heaven is a damn superstar! Lucky for us, the gorgeous and talented STH is also a fan of KOK magazine and gave us this exclusive interview. She’s my icon of choice for this whole fucking decade. First up, some Super Tranny Heaven essentials:

  1. She is not Willow Smith.
  2. Download Super Tranny Heaven on iTunes: I Thought You Knew (feat. Markaholic) | Heaven (feat. Markaholic) | My ass feat. Markaholic (uh, okay, I made that last one up)
  3. Connect with Super Tranny Heaven through, yup, www.supertrannyheaven.com.

Now, Super Tranny Heaven gets reals wit KOK.

KOK magazine: What inspires you to perform rap music?

Super Tranny Heaven: Gerl, I just have rap music in my blood. You know a lot of hip hop music is able to translates anger and frustration because hip hop artists have experienced a lot of oppression. Listen baby, If a tranny rapper don’t know oppression i don’t know who do. Plus I’m a real good rapper naturally so it jus make sense. Fer reals.

How does it feel to be one of the few tranny rappers?

It feels real good bitch, but i wish there were more girls, I like Willam Belli’s video, directed by Michael Serrato, she’s not a rapping tranny, but she is a tranny and she’s real good. check her out.

How did you hook up with Markaholic?

We just met at parties and junk and he thought i was real talented cause he has taste and then we went into the studio and din’t come out till we had our masterpieces.

KOK: What’s he like to work with?

well, it’s real ez to look at him, but he’s kinda a proffexiaonal so a lot a times he’s jus talkin to himself and junk. But fer real he needs a boyfriend your viewers should aks him out and shit, he needs to get him some.

Have you done live shows? What’s that been like as compared to making the videos?

Gerl, i done a lot of live shows, in Hollywoods and las vegas, i loves to perform live with my dancers and Markaholic its so much fun and gerl my fans are crazy bitches. gerl fer reals it goes off at my concerts. Videos are good too.

How can someone book you?

they can contact me through my director, Michael Serrato on Facebook, he do all my bookings.

Your personality really comes through in your music and videos. Do you have your hands in everything, making sure it all fully reflects you as a performer?

gerl, i do it all. I design my looks i do my weaves, I’m just naturally good at stuffs. I mean i get my helps from Markaholic and Michael but for the most part that shit is me.

What are your fashion (or anti-fashion) essentials?

gerl you got to get your nails did. real long too. right now i likes in no order; purple, camel toes, things that look dirty but really arent and banshee boys with good oral skills.

Anything scandalous in your purse right now? Amanda Lepore voodoo doll?

I got a baby blow dryer. it’s so small. Amanda is my girl, we coo.

It would be sweet if you could have an East Coast / West Coast rap battle. Who would you battle with? Please don’t say Fran Drescher. I love her.

Gerl, my east coast nemisis is Tranny Chocolat puddin, we’re makin a video called Tranny fight due out around Christmas.

Judging by the videos, seems like you’ve been around the block. How do you rank on the “celebrities most arrested” scale, where DMX is a 10, Naomi Campbell is a 5, and squeaky clean dyke Sara Gilbert is a zero?

Gerl my lawyer is Star Jones and she will not let me comment on this question. She’s being really bossy.

What are you working on now? KOK’s wish list is more music, a reality show, more videos, more Super Tranny Heaven!

Oh gerl, i wanna werk on that stuff. I am makin my new video and hope to be doin more tours comin up. Hopefully meet a man and get some. Thats all.

Thank you gerl!


Here’s the video that started it all. Turn up those speakers, bitch!

And check out Super Tranny Heaven – I Thought You Knew right here on KOK magazine.

P.S. Love you STH!

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