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Spanx Shapewear for Men, as Modeled by Men Who Don’t Need It

It’s a damn $75 girdle and my 10 abs don’t have the time to have low self-esteem. I’m all for horrible gay body image as much as the next queen, but horrible gay body image should be expressed ironically. It’s time to burn those girdles, fellas. Tummy power, baby! Whoops, time to go to the gym.

Rainbow Redneck

Brian Shimansky in a Penis Body Suit

What Lady Gaga Would Wear If She Were a Guy

Mario Loncarski by Kostas Avgoulis

Bike Courier Fashion Spread vs. Random Gay Spandex Porn

Phillip Riches shot a spandexy feature for the September 2010 Attitude. Some random photographer shot random pictures of a very muscular cyclist who forgot to take his clothes off before he showered. While which is which is obvious, the way they become better by being next to each other is more subtle. Feel free to stare.

[Phillip Riches shots via Homotography]

Shoulder Pads for the Vibrantly Fashionable Man

Jamie Jewitt in Vivienne Westwood Penis Briefs

For an “itt”, Jamie Jewitt is quite masculine.

Project Runway vs. Candyman


Resident Project Runway freak (and major talent) Mondo Guerra was charged with designing an outfit to go with a Philip Treacy hat.

He survived the episode with a look reminiscent of the Heartbreak Clown Brief by Candyman. Though the similarity was strictly visual, as I doubt his Project Runway look was 92% polyester and 8% spandex.