Blue Sky Muscle Nude

President Lyndon Johnson Buys Pants and Says Dirty Words

Drag Queen Fetus at 12 Weeks

Tight Long Underwear on a Tight Wet Man

Kris Allen Completely Nude for Totally Real

No matter how much I know a picture is fake, it’s still a reveal to see it. First, it’s a reveal of photo manipulation. Then it reveals the desire for it to be real. Then it reveals the person who made the image. Then it’s a hot guy with a celebrity face whether or not it’s real. Then it’s about realizing you don’t really know what a celebrity looks like in three dimensions anyhow so two dimensions is fake no matter what.

Kris Allen won American Idol, though Adam Lambert deserved it. Kris Allen is nude, with the black and white aspect smoothing out the transition from real to fake (or fake to real if you start at the bottom). Kris Allen works out lots and has limited success in his recording career. Kris Allen proves a sweet face on a hard body is wondrous.

Cherine Alexander ’80s Lipsync Extravaganza

Tattooed Man By Willem Kok

Black and Blue and White All Over

Eye on the Road, Hand on the Dick

Bondage 3017