Bike Courier Fashion Spread vs. Random Gay Spandex Porn

Phillip Riches shot a spandexy feature for the September 2010 Attitude. Some random photographer shot random pictures of a very muscular cyclist who forgot to take his clothes off before he showered. While which is which is obvious, the way they become better by being next to each other is more subtle. Feel free to stare.

[Phillip Riches shots via Homotography]

Shoulder Pads for the Vibrantly Fashionable Man

Jamie Jewitt in Vivienne Westwood Penis Briefs

For an “itt”, Jamie Jewitt is quite masculine.

C-3PO and R2-D2 Metal to Metal Bareback


[via some lovely pervert fucker on ebay]

The First Inch Is the Most Difficult, Then the Next Seven

Project Runway vs. Candyman


Resident Project Runway freak (and major talent) Mondo Guerra was charged with designing an outfit to go with a Philip Treacy hat.

He survived the episode with a look reminiscent of the Heartbreak Clown Brief by Candyman. Though the similarity was strictly visual, as I doubt his Project Runway look was 92% polyester and 8% spandex.

Male on Male Geometry

The Raw Sexual Power of Tight Blue Slacks

Overheard by KOK: Bus

Him: You have to let me on. I’m gay. I need to get to Broadway.

“Him” was a late 20s Asian man in a grey suit, red tie and blonde country girl wig. The driver allowed him on for free, though the man ended up getting off at the main stop for a hospital rather than gay neighborhoodish Broadway. Good call on his part. The hospital won’t steal his wig.

Mathias Lauridsen by Henrik Bülow


[via The Fashionisto]