Scooby Doo’s Fred and Shaggy (and probably Velma) Secretly Wear These Undies
May 31, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Precious Moments Does Bjork’s Bachelorette
May 31, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Lipsyncing is an art if art surrounds it.
(Jump to 2 minute mark to skip the intro.)
We Have a Winner
May 29, 2010 By Leave a Comment
The winner of the “first blog to hype KOK magazine” contest is Oral Cock Worship. He sure spells KOK funny.
Thank you “blond, clean-cut, sexy, smart and funny gay male, 48, 5′11″, 180 living in Southern California who loves servicing endowed oral tops who ‘get’ the mouth/mind/cock connection.” I didn’t write that last part. It’s in his blog header. Yum.
Stare at His Jeans Too Long and He’ll Call You a Fag
May 28, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Mr. Hawaii 76 has beefy quads, a thick football neck, blonde locks and the mouth style of A Charlie Brown Christmas singer. I’m going go back in time and throw my underwear and room key at him.
Okay, I just went back in time and he was totally boring in bed. He insisted on bringing the chalkboard and going over plays. I took back my underwear and told him to buy lots of stock in Betamax.
Bottom Nationalism
May 27, 2010 By 1 Comment
Political power to the people’s ass muscles! Arise glutes! Tax the rich for looking!
Is this nationalism or more accurately porn populism? Wikipedia doesn’t even know. That’s the name of my goldfish.
1980s Homo Art by the Fantastic Mr. Ron Fox
May 27, 2010 By Leave a Comment
I would love to go back in time to 1987, put on a grey and black geometric sweater and crisp white jockstrap, and look at these prints by candlelight while suckling at the prick of my 19 year old houseboy Levi. It could (or did) happen.
No insight on Mr. Fox except that based on the fella in jeans, Ron had a thing for Kirk Cameron. I was too busy struggling to follow the plot of Growing Pains to notice such things.
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